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Mr.Rubinshtein
its like now we have average life expectancy of 80 years old but there are people who die in their 30's or 40's
Lepidópterus
But if the metabolism thing is right, obelix is just efficiently transforming all that boar into energy
JenjenParibou
Not dying from old age means your cells are powerful enough to survive a long time, or regenerate a lot, efficiently Which means that it regenerates cells to a certain degree
Lepidópterus
If he really stored all that boar he would look more like varius flavius
JenjenParibou
I agree with this theory
Lepidópterus
Obelix doesnt even have man boobs, he has pecs
Lepidópterus
Hes like a sumo wrestler
Stinkek
moobs
Lepidópterus
Fat but healthy inside
Stinkek
||"man booba" was funny||
JenjenParibou
||Perhaps...||
Mr.Rubinshtein
:SM_bongoboobs:
Mr.Rubinshtein
obelix pecs
JenjenParibou
Isn't there that one 35th anniversary comic where Obelix is depicted as 80? Or do I remember it wrong?
Lepidópterus
I dont like it
JenjenParibou
Now that I think about it, everyone in the village is depicted like that in it
Lepidópterus
The golden book
Lepidópterus
Geriatrix still unchanged
Mr.Rubinshtein
everyone in village is pretty much old
Mr.Rubinshtein
they look like they are all in their 50's