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i'm bored :r

Did u know that this is actually the 60 years of Astérix and Obelix ? Such a long history !

Yeah dw, I'm hearing of it everywhere

we know XXL 3 is getting pressure cuz of that

Yep ^^

1959 😃

I read and saw that a 4D "Asterix" cartoon short will be shown in Parc Astérix. It will be inspired by "Asterix and the Big Fight". ||Infirmоfpurpus will be replaced by some random thin guy, R.I.P. my fangirl dreams|| I'll never be able to see it the way it's meant to be... Some screenshots were leaked though.

:((

||just want XXL3 news||

||me too||

||we all want it||

||I'm not sure I want it... Just let them finish it properly before announcing stuff they can't provide...||

So, I wake up today, follow my usual routine for half an hour and then I realise I had this weird dream heavily involving the XXL games. You can skip the next three paragraphs to get straight into the XXL stuff. At the beginning of the dream I was inside some sort of pyramid where I had to jump on certain tiles made of bright yellow sand while avoiding the majority of the tiles that seemed to be made from a darker, kind of muddy looking sand. After reaching the end of that area, I see a tiny staircase leading to some kind of portal. The portal had some sort of membrane that was moving slightly and it divided the upper area of the portal from the one below. Take the membrane away and you're simply looking at a big entrance to a temple. The staircase only had 3 steps and you needed to climb it in a certain way to be able to get through the portal without losing. Apparently, there was a dark skinned, dark haired girl with me, wearing what looked like rags as if she was actually from ancient Egypt. She showed me how to climb the staircase by climbing the three steps, going back down to my level, climbing them again, going down to the second step then back to the third and through the portal. I copied her movements and when I was about to enter the portal I went below the membrane and sort of 'swam' forward. Then, a bright light engulfed me and before I knew it I was controlling Asterix in what seemed to be an open area in the shape of a big square, with a lake in the middle and two grassy areas on each side. It felt as if I was playing XXL 1.

On my side there were a lot of golden centurion helmets and multipliers near a small Roman outpost to the left. On the other side, more Roman helmets were waiting for me, along with at least 100 Romans and a dark haired person sitting on something that resembled Caesar's throne from the 'Rome' level. Instead of swimming across, I went to the outpost and gathered the helmets. I noticed that Asterix was smaller than usual, like a miniature version of himself and when the centurion of the outpost appeared, he looked smaller as well. Inside the outpost was a pick up that resembled a golden sword. I got it and Asterix pulled out his sword that was glowing gold and I fought the centurion with it. After knocking him out, more miniature legionaries emerged and I beat those as well before another group of them appeared. They were like 70 and the sound of the 'Combat Lock' was heard when they 'spawned'. Asterix, instead of punching or slapping them, was fighting them with the sword and was trying to get through their shields at a speed that resembled the one he's fighting in when the combo bar is full. You often needed to go around them and hit them from the back.

After beating that last group, the 'Combat Lock' went away and that French druid from XXL 2 appeared and started telling me that I need to go to Venice or some other city in Northern Italy where the sky was dark and orange. He presented me with a Jack-o-lantern which was more like a pumpkin boxing glove and then hid it in a nearby tree. He told me to go grab it and go inside a portal close to the one through which I came in. Once I obtained the Jack-o-lantern, I noticed that it was shooting out fire orbs to the spot I was pointing in front of Asterix, sort of like a cool new power up. I went through the portal and was placed inside an area that was sort of dark and covered around with leaves. I could see a city in the distance below me. I had to jump from one stone platfrom to another, over a big gap. I fell down the gap 4 consecutive times, resulting in Asterix losing all four of his hearts. Then I woke up. TL;DR I dreamt of finding a new secret level and power-up in XXL 1.

You must have been playing XXL1 and some other games a lot if you dreamed of so much!

And you need to think a lot about XXL to dream about it