literally every asterix game starts this way
exclusive ||Beta Rome|| footage
Its the status quo of the series
bruh even old retro games have this same intro
Don't forget Obelix's story
(christian styled nuns wouldnt exist in 50bc so get creative)
Obelix fell into the cauldron with crypto and is trying to hold the market from collapse
He invented the MenhirChain
Each menhir he sells is the proof of ownership of a monkey pfp
we should make asterix crypto