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Mr.Rubinshteinits like now we have average life expectancy of 80 years old but there are people who die in their 30's or 40's
LepidópterusBut if the metabolism thing is right, obelix is just efficiently transforming all that boar into energy
JenjenParibouNot dying from old age means your cells are powerful enough to survive a long time, or regenerate a lot, efficiently Which means that it regenerates cells to a certain degree
LepidópterusIf he really stored all that boar he would look more like varius flavius
JenjenParibouI agree with this theory
LepidópterusObelix doesnt even have man boobs, he has pecs
LepidópterusHes like a sumo wrestler
Stinkekmoobs
LepidópterusFat but healthy inside
Stinkek||"man booba" was funny||
JenjenParibou||Perhaps...||
Mr.Rubinshtein:SM_bongoboobs:
Mr.Rubinshteinobelix pecs
JenjenParibouIsn't there that one 35th anniversary comic where Obelix is depicted as 80? Or do I remember it wrong?
LepidópterusI dont like it
JenjenParibouNow that I think about it, everyone in the village is depicted like that in it
LepidópterusThe golden book
LepidópterusGeriatrix still unchanged
Mr.Rubinshteineveryone in village is pretty much old
Mr.Rubinshteinthey look like they are all in their 50's