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very funny

how can you even mess them up like this
its impossible for humans
just put a planar unwrap on it and you are good to go
seems like a triangulation issue
just select a frontal part and shift right click normal based
select all the polygons that are there
hold Shift+right click>mapping>normal based
i guess what messes this up always is that i unitze a lot of polygons uvs