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Feder373Yeah, but they're the safest way of carrying things. In pocket and backpack you can be robbed easily.
yarnfangNot my backpack...
yarnfang:3
Feder373Well, there are no street robbers in Sweden, so...
yarnfangThinking that way is how people get picked here.
Feder373Well, I was there in 2012 and the tourist guide said that
Feder373Maybe it's different now
yarnfangI can guarantee it exists as me and my mother has been the victim of it years back. Though they only managed to steal a plastic bag with tissues and some pears in it xD
Feder373Are pears expensive there?
yarnfangNope xD
yarnfangIIRC they almost got caught to.
yarnfangAll that effort for fucking nothing!
StinkekA pear is just a light-bulb shaped apple with a different taste
yarnfangMore or less.
StinkekIn fact, apples and pears are related, I don't think I'd be able to tell the trees apart if they don't have fruit
StinkekEver seen a blossoming apple or pear tree? I've seen some apple trees in the streets in my city. They're full of flowers during spring.
StinkekI wouldn't dare to eat their apples though, imagine how much exhaust gas they've consumed
StinkekWhile I used to live on the north I was reminded not to look for berries and mushrooms near the road, but walk some distance away from it where it's clean.