| Mr.Rubinshtein | |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | but since it is PG6 game sooo we cant show gore |
| Herr Epsilon | you know, i've been thinking about similar things |
| Herr Epsilon | does Caesar actually WANT to win in XXL1? |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | there also a huge plot in game
when caesar breaks the great map
there is nooo god damn way villagers could have obtained the great map pieces
like they would be in handcuffs and would have been guided by a group of romans into the carriages
even if they managed to obtain a great map piece they have nowhere to hide it |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | what if few villagers didnt get the chance to obtain great map pieces |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | i have answer for that
Caesar became the emperor of the world and there are no enemies to fight so he plays around with gauls every time by stealing them and letting asterix save them back |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | i bet if he concentrated his whole empire army on the village the villagers would have been long gone |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | |
| Herr Epsilon | It must be something like that |
| Herr Epsilon | Because let's be real |
| Herr Epsilon | Why is it that there is an obvious way out to all the "traps" that Asterix and Obelix are meeting along the way in XXL1? |
| Herr Epsilon | It's like Caesar is playing escape room with them |
| Herr Epsilon | There's always some button to press |
| Herr Epsilon | Even the "machines of war" have a giant red button on top |
| Herr Epsilon | And Sam is always like "Oh, look here, there's this button" |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | i think we stumbled upon some genius theory today |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | Caesar, Sam and all romans they are just a disguise |
| Mr.Rubinshtein | Caesar just wants entertainment |