#astérix-media

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Time	User	Text
	JenjenParibou	Maybe it gives so much for force, the speed at which they punch + the power of the hit makes them able to punch trough metal with ease, with no repercution
	JenjenParibou	I have no idea how they resist hits tho, maybe an oversight?
	PegPeregoGaucho	fat acts as armor
	JenjenParibou	Lmao
	Mr.Rubinshtein	and nice warming coat in winter
	Mr.Rubinshtein	🧥
	Mr.Rubinshtein	moral of the story
	Mr.Rubinshtein	get fat
	Mr.Rubinshtein	it saves life
	Mr.Rubinshtein
	Lepidópterus	I like to think it just increases their metabolism and their fists would regenerate faster than sny pain they were to feel
	Lepidópterus	And all that strength costs a huge appetite
	Lepidópterus	Think about it, obenix is constantly super strong and therefore needs five boars a meal
	JenjenParibou	It's a good thing they didn't try to drink an entire cauldron of magic potion then
	JenjenParibou	Imagine how much food they'd consume
	Lepidópterus	Asterix doesnt become strong so much, but he can easly eat a whole boar himself
	Stinkek	That's pretty much how some wild animals survive winter, right?
	JenjenParibou	He's just like all my family members
	Mr.Rubinshtein	obelix will die in the end from heart attack due to the fact that he consumes so much meat
	Mr.Rubinshtein	lot of meat is not healthy at all