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Mr.Rubinshteinits a plane diagnosis
JenjenParibouThe magic potion effects will save him 👍
Mr.Rubinshteinor he will die from diabetes or he will die from heart attack in his 40's
Mr.Rubinshtein:hurts:
LepidópterusYeah
Mr.Rubinshteinmagic potion is not healing thing it just gives you pwoers
StinkekIf the whole village was dipped into magic potion like Obelix, it would lead to an ecological catastrophe
LepidópterusAgain he ate actual poison with no ill effecs
Mr.Rubinshteinyou can be an old 100 years old man and drink potion and feel like you are 20
LepidópterusIn the banquet comic
JenjenParibouYes exactly
Mr.Rubinshteinbut thats temporary effect
JenjenParibouI mean look at how old Agecanonix got, it does increase life expectancy
StinkekIf we apply real life logic to this franchise and consider that the MCs are canonly around 35...
Mr.Rubinshteinwhen obelix was small he fell into a cauldron with cocaine which is why he thinks he is immortal
Mr.Rubinshteinyes it does but that doesnt mean that you cant die from a heart attack
Mr.Rubinshtein:KEK:
Mr.Rubinshteinlife expectancy is just a capacity of years you can life
Mr.Rubinshteinbut that doesnt save you from death
StinkekGeriatrix is depicted as an elder even when our villagers were kids